A few good cars

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/11/2017 at 21:44 • Filed to: None

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2017 at 21:50

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I’ve always wondered what someone form the 60’s and 70's would think the insane performance of modern muscle cars.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2017 at 21:51

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But will it rally?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/11/2017 at 21:51

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2017 at 21:52

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Youtube says that video is unlisted. How’d you get the link?

Urambo Tauro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2017 at 21:53

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Is it too early to start thinking about nitrous?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 04/11/2017 at 21:53

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They won’t, but I guess it could?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/11/2017 at 21:53

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Uhhhh, YouTube?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Urambo Tauro 04/11/2017 at 21:54

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Nitrous would grenade this so fast.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2017 at 21:58

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You can’t find the video by searching youtube

Urambo Tauro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2017 at 22:00

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The Demon comes with the standard FCA warranty of three-year/36,000-mile bumper to bumper coverage and five-year/60,000-mile limited powertrain coverage. This warranty covers problems which occur on the dragstrip, even when running on 100-octane fuel, but it only covers the car in stock form.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Urambo Tauro 04/11/2017 at 22:02

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So, yeah the bottle ain’t covered under warranty.

PatBateman > Dusty Ventures 04/11/2017 at 22:09

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It depends on what you mean by “rally”, because I’m almost certain it’ll Gumball rally.

Dusty Ventures > PatBateman 04/11/2017 at 22:10

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Ugh. You’ve just ruined it

PatBateman > Dusty Ventures 04/11/2017 at 22:13

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Shut up, you know you’d like to see it with a special vinyl wrap with d0uchey advertisements for Monster drink, some random vodka brand, and Scott Disick’s new car dealership.

Dusty Ventures > PatBateman 04/11/2017 at 22:23

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I’d rather get dysentery again

PatBateman > Dusty Ventures 04/11/2017 at 22:24

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You on your way to Oregon in a covered wagon or something?

Dusty Ventures > PatBateman 04/11/2017 at 22:38

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No, but that also sounds better than Gumball

PatBateman > Dusty Ventures 04/11/2017 at 22:52

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I wouldn’t do the Gumball.

I’d do the Bullrun, though.

Vicente Esteve > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/12/2017 at 01:48

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“Fastest car ever”

If there ever was an automakers dream it was to be able to use that tag line. Again. And again.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Vicente Esteve 04/12/2017 at 09:59

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By what metric? 1/4 mile time for a production vehicle, I assume?

If so, should be “quickest”. Fastest would refer to top speed.

Vicente Esteve > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/12/2017 at 10:44

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Seriously, I don’t know. I just saw the ad, but my guess is indeed quarter mile time.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Vicente Esteve 04/12/2017 at 10:54

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Looks like it’s 0-60, but...

http://www.motortrend.com/cars/tesla/model-s/2017/2017-tesla-model-s-p100d-first-test-review/

I guess they’re confident it will prove faster once the magazines get ahold of it. Looking forward to seeing them run against each other in the real world.

Here are the 1/4 mile kings:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fastest_production_cars_by_acceleration

Vicente Esteve > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/12/2017 at 11:07

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Jesus. Dodge did build this up to the hype IMO.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Vicente Esteve 04/12/2017 at 11:32

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I see Elon and Dodge one-upping each other with software updates several times over the next year until they’re basically grenading their buyers’ cars in a quest for glory.

(see Telsa’s current update disclaimer)